Gluttony, I know thee.

Overindulgence was the word of the day. I slept in till 9am. I ate at least 3 days worth of points at lunch. I had a fluffy, girly drink with that high-point lunch. I took a 3 hour nap to sleep off the fluffy, girly, butt-kicking drink. I watched 3 hours of television. I read a yummy book. I’m surfing blogs from my recliner while the house is super quiet.

After 19 months, Aunt Flo has turned up on the doorstep again. Darn the bad timing, I was so sure I would get to have some “quiet time” with Dave today while the kids were out with the inlaws.

I guess life just goes on and on and on till it stops, huh?

Amber made me do it!

Would You?

1. Give me your number (or email addy, or YM ID)?

2. Have sex with me (or hold still whilst I had my way)?

3. Let me kiss you?

4. Watch a movie with me…even a really sappy one?

5. Let me take you out to dinner?

6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?

7. Take a shower with me?

8. Be my bf/gf?

9. Have a fling with me (an ethical one)?

10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?

11. Buy me a drink if I didn’t have money?

12. Take me home for the night?

13. Would you let me sleep in your bed?

14. Sing car kareoke with me?

15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn’t want to go alone?

16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?

17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?

18. Do you think I’m pretty, beautiful, or hot?

19. Do you like my style?

20. Do you think I’m funny?

21. Do you care about me?

22. Would you cry if I died?

23. Would you stop me if I tried to commit suicide?

24. Would you dance with me?

25. Would you sing happy birthday to me?

26. Would you hold my hair back at a party as im throwing up due to intoxication (which is exceedingly unlikely)

27. Would you marry me?

28. Would u get botherd if i called you just to hear your voice?

29. What would you do if i came up to you and said “fuck me”?

30. Come to Mexico with me? (or New Mexico, or Argentina, or Hungary?)

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